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When my relatives start asking me why I haven’t found a nice boyfriend yet

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m like, 

Pretty much.

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"Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see how that feels. Often, that’s a perfectly adequate explanation. I have time to iron my sheets, I just don’t want to. But other things are harder. Try it: “I’m not going to edit your résumé, sweetie, because it’s not a priority.” “I don’t go to the doctor because my health is not a priority.” If these phrases don’t sit well, that’s the point. Changing our language reminds us that time is a choice. If we don’t like how we’re spending an hour, we can choose differently."

Fascinating Wall Street Journal Article on being busy. (via cavesoflilith)

(Source: katykelley, via rachelreportslife)

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alannnahhh:

Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?
And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?
Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?
The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.

alannnahhh:

Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?

And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?

Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?


The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.

(Source: villa-kulla)

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When I waste a good outfit on a bad night

adventuresinfratland:

I also feel this way about putting on a full face of makeup and my friends deciding they’d rather stay in.

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Ha, this was my favorite part of the movie.

Ha, this was my favorite part of the movie.

(Source: blaineyandercock, via alannnahhh)

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WHEN I EMBARRASS MY FRIENDS IN PUBLIC

howdoiputthisgently:

Target last Saturday with Alex. I sang about kitchenware and whipped out some sort of jig.  There may have been a spin in there. 

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When my friend wants to go to American Apparel but I’m just like

whatshouldwecallmichigan:

       

Yup.

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wowfunniestposts:

Bored? click!

I literally do this in an incredibly obnoxious way. 

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WHEN I GO TO A BAR THAT I USED TO GO TO IN COLLEGE

howdoiputthisgently:

AT FIRST I’M LIKE:

AFTER A FEW DRINKS, I’M LIKE:

What up, Jug. Not Skeeps, though. Everyone is too old for Skeeps.  

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What I hear on an almost-daily basis while living in a sorority house

whatshouldwecallmichigan:

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Or, when coming in early in last night’s clothes, ‘Oh, I was running errands.’

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When you get your housing assignment for freshman year and it’s North Campus

whatshouldwecallmichigan:

                       

Yeahhhh, Bursley.  

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When someone tries to tell me that Michigan State is better than Michigan

whatshouldwecallmichigan:

 Me:

         

Can’t. Stop. Reblogging.

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What my high school taught me about dancing

whatshouldwecallmichigan:

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How people actually dance at Michigan:

                                                     

Yup.  My favorite was all of my friends at UMich asking me, the whitest girl they knew, how to dance.  WHAT. And how my sorority almost had me compete in a Greek Week dance-off. Just no.